Alfred Hitchcock’s Jolliest Japes

From Donald Spoto’s The Dark Side of Genius: The Life of Alfred Hitchcock, which I’m currently reading:

“Hitchcock bet a film’s property man a week’s salary that he would be too frightened to spend a whole night chained to a camera in a deserted and darkened studio. The chap heartily agreed to the wager, and at the end of the assigned day, Hitchcock himself clasped the handcuffs and pocketed the key – but not before he offered a generous beaker of brandy ‘the better to ensure a quick and deep sleep’. The man thanked him for his thoughtfulness and drank the brandy, and everyone withdrew. When they arrived on the set next morning, they found the poor man angry, weeping, exhausted, and humiliated. Hitchcock had laced the brandy with the strongest available laxative, and the victim had, unavoidably, soiled himself and a wide area around his feet and the camera.”

A ripping wheeze I’m sure you’ll agree.

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Viewfinder- 3rd of July

Cold-in-July

Laura, Dan, and Conor discuss Chef, Cold in July, Mistaken for Strangers and getting the right colour of moonlight.

 

 

Gimme the Loot (2013)

An appreciation of Adam Leon’s criminally underseen debut feature which I submitted for the IFI’s Pete Walsh Critical Writing Award

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There’s a moment about half an hour into Gimme the Loot where Sofia (Tashiana Washington) pauses on the periphery of a pickup basketball game. She’s there on business, but she lingers for a moment at the side of a thin, quiet looking kid with his eyes fixed on the action.

“What up Al?”

He shrugs mutely.

“They letting you play today?” she asks, a hint of a smile on her lips.

He shakes his head resignedly.

She moves on with a roll of the eyes and a final, teasing “Keep your head up kid”.

It’s a great little scene, not just because it’s funny, but because it tells so much about the world of the film with only a few lines of dialogue. We can easily imagine this kid (who’s definitely not a baller) haunting the fringes of the game every day, waiting for his long-awaited chance to show the big boys he’s got what it takes. It’s one of many moments in Adam Leon’s film with an unmistakable ring of truth, a sense of place and character that speaks to a genuinely lived experience.

The luckless Al is an outsider, but so is Sofia. One with a little more clout maybe, a bit more attitude, but still on the edge of things. Sofia has one constant in her life; her graffiti partner Malcolm (Ty Hickson). Malcolm’s an outsider too, not least because he’s teamed up with a girl. He’s a goofy, awkward sort of guy, very much a talker, more comfortable running his mouth about his imagined deeds than actually doing them for real. Malcolm is a low-level drug dealer but we get the sense he doesn’t really have the stomach for it. He’s more at home clambering over the city’s roofs with Sofia, looking for that elusive wall or train car that hasn’t been tagged yet.

Gimme the Loot is not a film of grand gestures in either a cinematic or storytelling sense. The plot, such as it is, revolves around Malcolm and Sofia’s attempt to beg, borrow, or steal the $500 they need to pay off a security guard at the New York Mets’ stadium. Their target is the Home Run Apple, a giant animatronic fruit that rises up from the bowels of the field every time the Mets score a home run, which we’re told is something of a holy grail for the graffiti artists of New York. From the beginning it feels like rather a hopeless quest, but this quixotic mission is just a framework to explore the complexities of Marvin and Sophia’s friendship, and the movie really comes alive when they’re just bantering with each other. They’re a memorable pair – Marvin, the clownish loudmouth, a perennial bullshitter, Sophia, fiery and perpetually exasperated at her partner’s buffoonery.

The pair’s big break comes when Malcolm, having stolen a stash from his former boss Donnie, makes a delivery to Ginnie (Zoë Lescaze), a bored rich girl who spends her days partying and smoking weed in her mother’s vacant apartment. In their first meeting Ginnie senses the opportunity to have a little fun with this street kid. They hangout, smoke, she teases him a little about his lack of worldliness; he cautiously feels his way through this unfamiliar social territory. Ty Hickson is great value in these scenes, his determined attempt to remain cool while he’s simultaneously falling a little for this girl and scoping out her apartment for any valuables is beautifully played. He leaves in a hurry (and without his shoes) after Donnie and one of his goons turn up in search of the stolen weed, but not before he’s spied an enticingly crammed jewellery case and gotten away with a kiss and a phone number.

He goes back to an unimpressed Sofia with a plan and when he receives a text from Ginnie later that night, he returns in what he thinks is triumph, but the atmosphere in the apartment is very different. There’s a drunken, cruel feel in the air, and Ginnie has been joined by a group of friends who mockingly refer to him only as “the drug dealer”. It’s in marked contrast to the hazy, playful vibe of his previous visit, a rude awakening to the realities of the economic and social gulf between him and the object of his affections. The one slightly clumsy moment comes when one of the girls warns the shoeless Malcolm to take off his by now filthy socks as her mother “wouldn’t want you bringing the street in here”. The line underlines the divide inherent in the scene a little too obviously but the rest of it is well played and Malcolm’s genuine hurt and anger at this unexpected reversal is palpable. This painful setback puts into motion the concluding act of the film and it’s also a spur for Malcom to consider his real feelings for Sofia, who, although she struggles to admit it, has been hurt by his sudden abandonment of her for a spoiled penthouse dweller.

As a director, Leon avoids the show-off tendencies that mar a lot of debut features. Apart from a couple of well-executed tracking shots later in the film, there’s little or no cinematic trickery and the editing is leisurely and beholden to the meandering rhythms of the dialogue. He’s a writer first and foremost, and the focus is always on what the characters are saying rather than any visual flourishes. The indoor scenes are almost all shot on handheld camera, the lens pushed up close to the characters, but when we move outdoors our viewpoint often remains at a distance, the lead actors obscured by the passing crowds. It might be a natural consequence of the film’s guerrilla shooting style but as a way of capturing the flavour of the New York streets, ball-courts, and parks that our heroes wander through it’s effective. The audience becomes another face in the crowd, taking in the sights and sounds of a New York summer, eavesdropping on the pair’s conversations as the life of the city goes on around them.

Gimme the Loot is in every way a small movie. At just 81 minutes it’s shockingly short by the overextended standards of modern Hollywood. There are no shootings, no sudden explosions of violence, no surprising plot twists. It’s a film about youth and friendship, and in Malcolm and Sophia director Adam Leon has created two of the most refreshingly real teenage characters in recent American cinema. The movie ends with a gift refused and a sense that something has changed in the pair’s relationship, but as he does throughout the movie, the director never overplays the drama. It’s a sweet, sad moment that leaves you feeling slightly bereft that your time in the company of these two outsiders is over.

William Simpson interview

Here’s a video interview I conducted with William Simpson, the storyboard artist for HBO’s Game of Thrones, as a promo for his appearance at the Belfast Film Festival. I had a passing familiarity with some of Will’s old work as a comic book artist but my research for the piece led to me discovering his stunning painted art for the 2000AD series War Machine. As well as being an incredibly imaginative and talented guy, Will is a great talker, and I’m only sorry we couldn’t fit some of our wider discussion of his career into the video.

6 Things We Learned From The Confederations Cup

A little piece I did for tnt24.ie after the Confederations Cup last year, which makes for amusing reading in the light of Spain’s (and to a lesser extent Japan’s) humiliating exit at the World Cup. I never claimed to be Nostradamus.

For the football fan starved of regular season action (discounting the rough-hewn charms of the Airtricity league) almost anything with 22 players and a ball will do, but FIFA’s now well-established World Cup rehearsal doesn’t exactly quicken the blood of your average couch-bound soccer addict. Surprisingly enough though, this year’s offering has been a hugely entertaining affair, capped by an exhilarating final at the Maracana last night. Here are a few things we’ve learned.

It’s hot down south
It might technically be winter in the Southern Hemisphere but with matches being played in temperatures of up to 33 degrees, not to mention sapping humidity, the European teams at the World Cup will already be at a significant disadvantage. Spain’s Alvara Arbeloa has called for more of the games to start later in the evening, although FIFA will be reluctant to countenance the drop in TV viewing figures that would entail. For the sake of the players’ health, and for those us of still traumatised by memories of a scarlet, screaming John Aldridge at USA ’94, it’s probably best if Ireland don’t qualify.

Japan should be your new second team
Speaking of Ireland not qualifying, if you’re looking for some loveable underdogs to throw your support behind you could do worse than the Japanese, who’ve already booked their place at next year’s tournament. Led by the cool head of Shinji Kagawa, who looked a different player to the marginalised figure that only sporadically impressed at Old Trafford last season, the Asian champions offered a combination of pace, incisive passing, and skill that made them one of the most attractive teams at the tournament. Their match against Italy was one the Cup‘s highlights, with the madcap closing stages offering entertainment to match anything in the last few years of international football.

Penalty shootouts aren’t all they’re cracked up to be
The two teams had comprehensively canceled each other out over 120 minutes of play and when it came to the shootout in Spain and Italy’s semi-final both sides matched each other kick for kick. The tone was immediately set by Antonio Candreva’s nonchalant panenka and what followed was a master class in dead ball shooting. The sangfroid on display was typified by the magnificently haughty Andrea Pirlo, who seemed to consider the whole business of scoring a goal vaguely beneath a player of his pedigree. Both sets of players were utterly unerring and a helpless Casillas and Buffon were reduced to ball boy duties. Someone had to miss, and the Juventus defender Leonardo Bonucci was the eventual culprit in sudden death, but up to that point both sides offered a magnificent demonstration of one of football’s more underrated skills. Get practicing England.

Brazil aren’t quite the finished article…
Buoyed by an ecstatic crowd in Rio, the selecao put on by far their best performance of the tournament in the final. There’s a callow look to the Brazilian attack at times, with the likes of Hulk (awesome nickname aside) lacking true star quality. A lot will rest on the slight shoulders of Neymar, who has frustrated as often as he as entertained in the last couple of weeks, but a year at Barcelona can only do him good and his stunning showing in the final shows that he can handle the pressure of an expectant public.

… and Spain are still the team to beat
Their humbling in the final recalled Barcelona’s similar pasting at the hands of Bayern Munich in this year’s Champions League, but just as anyone with any sense won’t read too much into that result, it would be foolish to discount Spain on the basis of this game. With established stars Xavi and Iniesta (for my money the player of the tournament) still running things in midfield, and an almost comically overstocked bench (for the final it contained Javi Martinez, David Silva, Cesc Fabregas and Man City’s big money signing Jesus Navas to name but four) the Iberians have a pedigree and strength in depth that’s the envy of all. Anyone who watched the recent European Under-21 Championship will know they have a few handy youngsters coming through as well, so we can look forward to quite a few more years of tiki-taka at the summit of the global game.

Tahiti probably won’t be threatening the big boys anytime soon
Great bunch of lads though

Only God Forgives (2013)

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Danish director Nicholas Winding Refn has spent years making movies about taciturn, emotionally stunted men with a penchant for ultra-violence and garnered something of a cult following in the process. However a couple of years ago something surprising happened – he had a genuine hit. Thanks to its slick retro style, modish synth-pop soundtrack and the presence of Ryan Gosling in the lead, Drive was by some distance the biggest commercial success of the director’s career, making back six times its relatively meagre budget. Now Refn finds himself in an unusual position, with a burden of expectation he’s never faced before. In a sound business move, he’s re-teamed  with one man meme-machine Gosling for Only God Forgives, a typically bloody tale of revenge set in a fantasy version of Bangkok. True to form though, this arch agitator has seen the middle of the road coming and swerved for the ditch.

Whatever its problems (and they are legion) you can’t fault Only God Forgives for lacking the director’s personal stamp. This is pure, uncut Refn, a nightmarish distillation of his fears and fetishes brought to flickering neon-lit life. The plot, such as it is, involves Gosling’s Julian seeking to avenge his psychopathic brother’s death at the hands of a crusading cop but the meagre storyline is merely a framework to hang some, admittedly spectacular, visuals on. Scene after scene, our inscrutable hero stares dreamily into the distance while horrible things happen around him. Occasionally he looks at his hands and clenches his fists. After about an hour of this you’ll be clenching your fists too. The movie sparks somewhat to life with the arrival of Julian’s mother, a demonic figure played by Kristin Scott Thomas with an inventively foul vocabulary and a distinct lack of respect for traditional parental boundaries. Refn cleverly cast Albert Brooks against type as a ruthless mobster in Drive and he’s attempting a similar trick here, but while Thomas clearly enjoyed the chance to cut lose a little, and her campy exuberance is a welcome contrast to the cast of showroom dummies she surrounded by, ultimately her character is more panto dame than a truly disturbing figure.

Make no mistake, this is a very weird movie. While the marketing for Only God Forgives has done its best to portray it as an east meets west revenge thriller, anyone expecting thrills and spills from this film will be sorely disappointed. Refn clearly has the skill to put together a brilliant action sequence (witness Drive’s opening car chase) but this obviously isn’t what interests him. He makes inaction movies, genre pictures without any of the things that make those genres exciting. He is undoubtedly a gifted stylist but he lacks the unhinged imagination and originality of his heroes David Lynch and Alexander Jodorowsky, both alluded to heavily here. With its paper-thin characters, scant dialogue, and halfhearted gestures towards surrealism, the film feels more a collection of visual ideas that were rattling around the director’s brain than a fully thought out film. Only God Forgives is both pretentious and rather juvenile but it’s  biggest sin is that It’s just boring. In Refn’s neon dreamscape the lights are on but no one’s home.

White House Down (2013)

White House Down just edged out Olympus Has Fallen as my favourite of the two movies about terrorists crashing the president’s gaff last year, even if writing this review was more fun than watching either of them.

In one of those strange moments of psychic confluence that sweep across Hollywood every few years (see also Inferno/Dante’s Peak and Armageddon/Deep Impact) it seems 2013 has been decreed the year of the White House in peril movie. Following the release of Olympus Has Fallen a few months ago, director Roland Emmerich delivers the pithily titled White House Down, which sees Jamie Foxx’s suave president teaming up with Channing Tatum’s wannabe secret service agent to kick a bunch of nasty terrorists off his lawn. Emmerich has always displayed a certain panache for destroying national monuments but he undoubtedly has a special thing for the house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. After vaporising it in Independence Day and obliterating it in 2012 he clearly doesn’t think America’s most famous private residence has had enough, so he’s dedicated a movie specifically to kicking the crap out of it. There will be explosions.

Sadly there will also be a plot, of sorts. Foxx’s President James Sawyer is about to put into motion an ambitious plan to withdraw all US troops from the Middle East when a group of heavily-armed terrorists disguised as maintenance men take over the White House with alarming ease. Luckily Tatum’s John Cale (At one point I drifted into a reverie about an alternative universe version of this film in which the character’s rock legend namesake teams up with erstwhile Velvet Underground partner Lou Reed to take down a bad guy played by Andy Warhol. Throw in a 20 minute action sequence set to “Sister Ray” and you’ve got a potential classic on your hands. Call it…White House/White Heat.) and his precocious daughter with a head full of presidential history are taking the tour at the time.  Tatum surprised many with his amusing turns in 21 Jump Street and Magic Mike last year but he’s in straight-ahead action lead mode here and unfortunately the boilerplate script gives neither of the stars much room to exercise their comic gifts. There are other characters too – Maggie Gyllenhall furrows her brow a lot, Richard Jenkins does ‘harassed’ as well as always, James Woods…man he got old – but really you’re just waiting around for the next bit of scenery to detonate.

White House Down is not a good movie, but it’s not entirely a bad one. Hell, when it got to the scene with the presidential limo doing doughnuts on the White House Lawn while the Commander-in-Chief hangs out the window with a rocket launcher I realised I was almost enjoying myself. A couple of decent action sequences can only do so much though, and like most blockbusters these days it’s far too long.  After two hours of the White House being shot, smashed, burned and generally disrespected the audience were practically begging for mercy. It has about three endings. After the third such, one of the characters solemnly intoned “This isn’t over yet…” and the guy sitting in front of me made a break for the exit. Only my undying professionalism kept me from doing the same. The fact is Emmerich wastes far too much time trying to give his characters emotional depth. Do we really need to know about Tatum’s troubled relationship with his daughter or the President’s thoughts on his place in history? No, we want to see the Capitol building go up in a giant ball of flame. In future I’d like to see the director dispense with outmoded conceits like character and plot and just go with a lean 80 minutes of big famous stuff getting blown up good. Maybe lay off the White House next time though. Hasn’t it suffered enough?

Ender’s Game

For a certain generation of sci-fi fans, Orson Scott-Card’s 1985 novel Ender’s game is a key text. With its child genius protagonist, mysterious alien enemy, and a plot which sees intergalactic warfare played out via video game, the appeal to the average geeky adolescent is obvious (and yes, this author was one of them). Like many cult books, it has resisted film adaptation but after a number of aborted attempts South African Gavin Hood has finally managed to shepherd it to the big screen. The director, rebounding from the disastrous superhero spinoff X-Men Origins: Wolverine, faces a number of challenges. Not only does he have to satisfy fans of the novel, he also has to supply an expectant studio with a potential franchise to rival the likes of The Hunger Games, and as an added difficulty duck the storm of bad publicity that has arisen over author Card’s increasingly outre political views, which have included some well publicised diatribes against the legitimacy of gay marriage.

The film begins when our young hero Andrew “Ender” Wiggin (Asa Butterfield) is recruited by Harrison Ford’s Colonel Graff (because Colonel Gruff was too obvious) to join an elite academy which trains the next generation of child soldiers to combat the threat of an insectoid alien race who devastated Earth some fifty years before. Ender’s emotional conflicts are briefly sketched – he’s got an older sister he loves, an older brother he hates, and an inferiority complex about being his family’s third child in an world where population controls are strictly enforced – and we blast off to the orbital Battle School, where the youthful recruits engage in a grueling training regime which includes staged warfare in a zero-g environment. Think quidditch…in space, but cooler than that sounds. The film briefly promises to take off in these scenes, with Hood conveying the wonder of weightlessness to good effect, but we’re rapidly brought back to earth in the third act, which largely consists of Ender and his team playing through a series of computer simulations, and is about as thrilling as that sounds.

Ender’s Game hits all the major beats of the book efficiently enough and the actors all acquit themselves fairly capably (with Ben Kingsley just about getting away with a dodgy New Zealand accent and Maori face tattoo) but Asa Butterfield, in what is admittedly a difficult role, struggles to convey the inner life of our main character. We never really understand why this kid has been anointed as the savior of humanity and it doesn’t help that the action of the novel, which takes place over a number of years, is condensed here to what seems like months. The film also suffers from the decision to cast Moisés Arias (last seen as the annoying sidekick in The Kings of Summer) as Ender’s primary antagonist, with the pint-sized actor possessing all the menace of a cranky chihuahua. It’s not a disaster by any means, but its truncated timeline is unlikely to satisfy fans of the novel and its downbeat ending and relative lack of action will make it a difficult sell to a wider audience.